How Do You Hide $100 From a Doctor?

How do you hide $100 from a surgeon?          Put it in the patient's chart, next to the lab.How do you hide $100 from an orthopedist?          Put it in a text book.How do you hide $100 from a neurosurgeon?          Tape it to his kid.How do you hide $100 from an OB/Gyn?          Tape it to the patient's head.How do you hide $100 from an internist?          Stick it under the patient's